Showing posts with label Funny things they say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny things they say. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Is she 20?

On Sunday my mom says to Gavyn "I think I found you a girlfriend Gavyn". And Gavyn's reply was "Is she 20?" Keep in mind Gavyn is 5! That gave us all a good laugh!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Night time conversation with Gavyn

I am in the living room, Gavyn and Chase are in there beds:

Gavyn yells to me: "Mommy Chase won't be quite"
Me to Chase: "Chase be quite"
Gavyn to me: "Mommy Chase is still not being quite, we need to throw him in the garbage."

What a nice big brother!

Bye Bye Wally

Wally had to go. Gavyn was allergic to him. The kids were very sad to see him go. I have to admit however that I was not. He drove me nuts. But I have to tell the story.

I had Wil take the kids away while we had a friend come pick up the piggy. The kids noticed early the next morning that he was gone. They were so sad. They thought he ran away. I wasn't sure what to tell them. Here are some things that Gavyn said as he was crying:
"I want my piggy back!"
"I want Jesus to help me find my piggy"
Angrily he says: "I am going to kick whoever stole my piggy!!!"

He laid in front of the shower crying while I was in there. It was very traumatic for him. So finally I had to explain that Wally went to Harold's house (they know who he is) Wally made Gavyn sick so he had to go. "But mommy, he can stay outback" That is a good idea however in the winter there is 5 feet of snow back there and he will freeze. So they understood. I ended up taking them to the dollar store to pick out some things to help them feel better. :)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Watching Rocky

My husband was watching the movie Rocky the other day and Gavyn was watching along with him. It was a fight seen and Rocky was fighting a colored man. Gavyn asked if that "muddy man" was winning. WHAT!?! He comes up with very creative things. I guess I have never really talked to him about colored people before.

Am I green?

My little Chasie likes to eat his boogies. I caught him the other day eating one and I asked him "Chase are you eating your boogers?" and Chase looked at me very concererned and said "Am I turning green?" I laughed so hard. I don't know where he got the idea that if he ate his boogies he would turn green.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The beautiful scooter

Gavyn asked me one afternoon if he could go play with Livia and Tate. Livia and Tate live right down the street from us and they play together often. Anyway, I asked Gavyn if he saw them because we were out front and Gavyn said "yes, I saw Livia and her beautiful scooter." That cracked me up!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Fluffy

We were at the store and we saw a cute little girl who was a little over weight and Gavyn looks at her then tells me "Mommy, she's fluffy"

Mommy, what is this called?

Gavyn walked out of my room yesterday with my bra around his chest and asks "Mommy, what is this called?" and told him it was called a bra. He asked what it was for and I wasn't sure how to answer that. Then he said "is it to keep your boobies safe?" I laughed and said yes.